WANT WANT WANT!!

I want an Amazon Kindle sooooooooooooo badly!! If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here, but don't let the video freak you out [that dude sounds so effin creepy!! shiver...]. If I had one of these bad boys I could actually have a shot at accomplishing my reading list:

The Master and Margarita
The Bestiary
Gentlemen of the Road
The Deceivers
Childhood's End
Slaughterhouse Five
The Death Gate Cycle
Dune
Atonement
Oliver Twist
and virtually everything by Hemingway!!

I know right...good friggin luck!!

edit: I didn't mention that Poe would be on there, but that's because I kind of figured that went without saying...